1 00:00:06,241 --> 00:00:08,620 Welcome to Divorce Support Circle. 2 00:00:08,724 --> 00:00:10,448 STEVE: So your best friend stole your husband, 3 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,827 and now they're both living in your house. 4 00:00:12,931 --> 00:00:14,965 - [screams] - ALL: To revenge! 5 00:00:15,068 --> 00:00:17,517 Has the solicitor not told you? I'm going for sole custody. 6 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:18,793 MALCOM: She's turned my kid against me. 7 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:21,172 RITA: If Bex is willing to lie and cheat at work, 8 00:00:21,275 --> 00:00:23,103 how can she be trusted as a parent? 9 00:00:23,206 --> 00:00:24,448 WOMAN: That woman you were with earlier, 10 00:00:24,551 --> 00:00:26,310 might have been just a teeny bit jealous. 11 00:00:28,241 --> 00:00:30,896 Those exam papers are still in your bag, aren't they? 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,551 RACHEL: That's Calum's Bex! 13 00:00:32,655 --> 00:00:34,517 Charlie's leaving his wife. He got headhunted last week. 14 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,172 Barcelona. 15 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:40,655 [electric buzzing] 16 00:00:43,379 --> 00:00:45,172 [Rachel sighing] 17 00:00:55,448 --> 00:00:57,379 [dramatic music playing] 18 00:01:04,068 --> 00:01:05,206 [Rachel sighs] 19 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,000 [door buzzing] 20 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,379 [water bubbling] 21 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,413 To your knowledge, 22 00:01:13,517 --> 00:01:15,448 were there any drugs being taken at the party? 23 00:01:15,551 --> 00:01:17,517 - Not to my knowledge. - Any violence? 24 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:18,689 Not to my knowledge. 25 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:22,862 How would you describe your marriage? 26 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:25,000 [tense music playing] 27 00:01:31,689 --> 00:01:33,034 Mrs. Jackson? 28 00:01:33,137 --> 00:01:35,000 [theme music playing] 29 00:02:04,931 --> 00:02:06,862 [camera buzzing] 30 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:12,000 I'd like to invite you all to share a secret. 31 00:02:13,275 --> 00:02:16,931 Something you've never told anyone else in the world. 32 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:19,517 To be utterly truthful... 33 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:21,931 and authentic. 34 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:26,275 Now, hold on before you punch me in the face and run to the door. 35 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,206 Hear me out, okay? 36 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:32,482 Because I'm going to let you hide the truth 37 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,793 alongside two untruths. 38 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:38,413 So you get the experience of being authentic, 39 00:02:38,517 --> 00:02:40,275 but without the risk. 40 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:44,068 You split up into pairs, and it's an exercise 41 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:48,310 Malcolm likes to call The Underlying Truth. 42 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,103 [Malcolm chuckles] 43 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:55,310 It's time to hide the truth. 44 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:58,172 I was once on a reality show. 45 00:02:58,275 --> 00:02:59,551 They cut me out in the edit. 46 00:02:59,655 --> 00:03:01,241 [whimsical music playing] 47 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:02,344 Um... 48 00:03:04,448 --> 00:03:06,068 I'm not actually divorced. 49 00:03:07,413 --> 00:03:09,655 Although I'd like to be. 50 00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:11,137 I'm just too scared to tell Jack 51 00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:13,000 I don't want to be married to him anymore. 52 00:03:16,344 --> 00:03:18,379 And now to think of the truth. 53 00:03:20,862 --> 00:03:22,517 RITA: If I told you my real truth, I'd have to-- 54 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,620 Eh? 55 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:30,275 Sometimes I feel like nobody listens to anything I say. 56 00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:33,034 CALUM: Don't be daft. I'm listening, all right? 57 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:35,448 This is me listening. 58 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:36,793 Okay? 59 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:38,448 So how about a couple of lies? 60 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,724 Why did you think that one was a truth? 61 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:43,413 I don't. 62 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:45,448 [Calum laughs] Of course I don't. 63 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,034 I mean-- No, go again. I'm listening. 64 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:48,172 I'm listening. Go ahead. 65 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,172 [Rita sighs] 66 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,931 One... 67 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,344 my parents prefer my ex to me. 68 00:03:56,448 --> 00:03:58,793 She runs their kitchen. 69 00:03:58,896 --> 00:04:01,620 Two, if I told them to fire her... 70 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:04,482 I don't think they would. 71 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:05,689 And three... 72 00:04:07,724 --> 00:04:08,827 they think she's a better daughter 73 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:10,000 than I'll ever be a son. 74 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:11,068 STEVE: Mate. 75 00:04:12,482 --> 00:04:14,068 I think 76 00:04:14,172 --> 00:04:15,724 they're all the same thing, 77 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:20,379 which makes that all true. 78 00:04:20,482 --> 00:04:21,862 I'm not very good at lying. 79 00:04:21,965 --> 00:04:23,172 STEVE: Right. 80 00:04:23,275 --> 00:04:24,275 Listen, Tej. 81 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:29,000 You can't take this lying down. 82 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:33,931 You've got to take what's yours by right of conquest. 83 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:36,482 You've got to storm the barricades, 84 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:38,137 vanquish the enemy, 85 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:41,275 and don't rest till she's in your arms. 86 00:04:41,379 --> 00:04:42,448 That's good. 87 00:04:44,137 --> 00:04:46,482 - Is that what you'd do? - Absolutely. 88 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:50,310 Are you still living in a caravan 89 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,551 in front of the garden? 90 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:54,517 STEVE: I've got it. 91 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:03,000 [somber music playing] 92 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,931 You-- you forgot your bottle. 93 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:10,862 Oh, thank you, Rita. [laughs] Mr. Forgetful. 94 00:05:10,965 --> 00:05:12,586 Good session today. Really... 95 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,000 interesting. 96 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:17,103 I'm glad to hear it. See you next time. 97 00:05:17,206 --> 00:05:18,206 Next time. 98 00:05:26,758 --> 00:05:27,862 Calum. 99 00:05:28,931 --> 00:05:29,931 You do the honors. 100 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:33,620 Be my pleasure. [sighs] 101 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:47,724 And the Oscar goes to... 102 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:50,862 Rachel. 103 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:52,379 What? 104 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,241 What? No! 105 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:55,689 What's my name doing in there? 106 00:05:55,793 --> 00:05:58,000 You've as much right to revenge as the rest of us. 107 00:05:58,103 --> 00:05:59,241 No, I don't need a turn. 108 00:06:00,448 --> 00:06:04,344 Look, Jack and I, we took a leaf out of Gwyneth's teapot 109 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:05,793 and we consciously uncoupled. 110 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:06,931 So why are you here? 111 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,689 Because you have to unpack the suitcase 112 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:11,275 before you can pack it again. 113 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:16,413 Look, can you just give me these? 114 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:17,655 Right. 115 00:06:17,758 --> 00:06:19,827 Okay, I'm gonna choose a name of someone 116 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:22,172 whose ex actually deserves it, okay? 117 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Okay. 118 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,241 - Rita. - [exhales sharply] 119 00:06:35,827 --> 00:06:37,034 [Rachel sighs] 120 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:39,862 CALUM: It's, um... 121 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:43,068 Ian, isn't it? 122 00:06:43,172 --> 00:06:45,241 - Jim. - Yeah, he's a barrister. 123 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:46,965 - Musician. - Oh. 124 00:06:47,068 --> 00:06:49,172 What would be a suitable punishment for, uh... 125 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:50,275 - Jim. - Jim. 126 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:53,275 Electrocute him on stage. 127 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,482 Ooh, now... 128 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:58,689 that is not outside the realm of possibility. 129 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,482 I was joking, for Christ's sake. 130 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:05,793 Oh, okay then. Rita, what would you like to do? 131 00:07:07,241 --> 00:07:09,241 [somber music playing] 132 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:14,310 I would like to wipe the pity off everyone's faces. 133 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:19,689 He's made a fool of himself. 134 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:22,551 Going after a girl half his age. 135 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:25,172 Everyone looks at me like I'm the pathetic one. 136 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,137 I want him to feel... 137 00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:32,000 just an ounce... 138 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,068 of what he's put me through. 139 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:41,724 [Rachel sighs] 140 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:45,551 That seems slightly more plausible. 141 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:47,000 And less homicidal. 142 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:49,517 You see, electrocution doesn't have to be fatal. 143 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,448 - CALUM: Steve. - It's just that it's an option. 144 00:07:51,551 --> 00:07:52,655 That's all I'm saying. 145 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:56,758 We need to find a way to humiliate him in public. 146 00:07:56,862 --> 00:08:00,379 He's a six-year-old man who fancies himself a rock star. 147 00:08:00,482 --> 00:08:01,724 How hard could it be? 148 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:04,379 [breathing shakily] 149 00:08:10,137 --> 00:08:12,103 [upbeat music playing over radio] 150 00:08:12,206 --> 00:08:14,068 - [Rachel sighs] - Rachel, wait. 151 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:15,793 - No, I can't, I've got-- - Are you-- Wha-- 152 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,758 [engine revving] 153 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:19,862 [heartfelt music playing] 154 00:08:22,551 --> 00:08:24,517 You want to get some ice cream? 155 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,137 No, thanks. 156 00:08:26,241 --> 00:08:28,586 Listen, I'm-- I'm really sorry 157 00:08:28,689 --> 00:08:32,413 about what happened with Bex, but I'm fully done with her now. 158 00:08:32,517 --> 00:08:34,172 Oh, that's great. 159 00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:36,482 I'm really, really happy for you. 160 00:08:39,758 --> 00:08:41,586 Em, I'm sorry. 161 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,724 Em. 162 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:46,862 [birds chirping] 163 00:08:46,965 --> 00:08:48,862 [water splashing] 164 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:58,448 Oi, where are you going? 165 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:02,965 Whoo. That's quite a statement piece. 166 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:05,068 What exactly is that saying? 167 00:09:05,172 --> 00:09:06,827 Help? [laughs] 168 00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:13,241 Come here. I want to show you something. 169 00:09:15,034 --> 00:09:17,448 - Sit down. Look at this. - [Rachel sighs] 170 00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:25,758 Down and up. 171 00:09:25,862 --> 00:09:28,517 - She's very pretty. - Yeah, shh. 172 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:32,068 WOMAN: Last round now. Whoo! 173 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,275 When I'm done, I like to rewake. 174 00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:38,586 - Rewake energy. - Rewake energy. [chuckles] 175 00:09:38,689 --> 00:09:41,793 Rewake sales tripled after that clip. 176 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,482 - Nice. - Yeah. 177 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:45,241 I asked her if she'd do my Broska launch. 178 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:46,689 She said yes. [sniffles] 179 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,551 Oh, she'd take it to the next level. 180 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,896 But I mean, all the money's gone. 181 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,241 [suspenseful music playing] 182 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,482 I mean, all that hard work. [scoffs] 183 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,172 She'd make it all worthwhile. 184 00:10:03,655 --> 00:10:05,241 I'll talk to dad. 185 00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:07,413 I'm sure I can get him to put more money in. 186 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:13,275 [Jack chuckles] 187 00:10:16,586 --> 00:10:17,965 That's why I'm lucky I've got you. 188 00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:26,551 You get me. 189 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:38,793 Jeez, Bella, did you put enough salt on these? 190 00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:40,310 Maybe a little too much. 191 00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:43,413 [indistinct]. I'm gonna have a heart attack. 192 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,034 Still looking after your old man. 193 00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:46,379 [Bella laughs] 194 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:50,206 I hate Charlie. 195 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,034 He says I'm gonna have to learn bloody Spanish. 196 00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:53,931 Oi, language. 197 00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:00,137 Look. 198 00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:04,517 I'll let you into a secret. You're not gonna need Spanish 199 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,000 because I'm not gonna let Charlie take you to Spain. 200 00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:08,517 I don't have to learn Spanish? 201 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,137 I'd never let anyone take you away from me. 202 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:12,655 I don't have to learn Spanish. 203 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:14,137 I've got an appointment with a solicitor 204 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,137 and he's going to make sure you're not taken away from me. 205 00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:18,931 But it's our secret for now, okay? 206 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,275 Top secret? 207 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,827 The tip-top of Tipperary Topest. 208 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,793 The Mount Everest of secrets, all right? 209 00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:28,655 - Now don't tell your mum. - I won't. 210 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:29,793 - Yeah. - Gracias. 211 00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:32,689 - [indistinct]. - Oi! 212 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,310 RACHEL: Okay, now mascara. 213 00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:36,896 This is a good one. 214 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,517 What you want to do with this, 215 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:40,172 you should put that right at the base 216 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:43,275 and then you give it a wiggle and you go like that. 217 00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:45,689 Swoop. That way you don't get clumps. 218 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,551 Right, come here. 219 00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:49,620 Do you know what? Your lashes are so nice. 220 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:52,275 I don't think you need mascara. [chuckles] 221 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,827 Oh, hey, babe. 222 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:59,137 We're just trying outfits on for your launch. 223 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:01,689 We want to look our best for you. 224 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,068 What do you think, Dad? 225 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,482 She's a bit young for that. 226 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:08,758 [tense music playing] 227 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:12,034 So, what do you-- what do you think of mine, then? 228 00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:14,344 You're wearing that to the launch? 229 00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:15,862 Yeah, I thought you'd like this. 230 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:18,862 Yeah, it's a birthday. Easier, folks. 231 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,310 [scoffs] You could get yourself a personal shopper 232 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:23,620 or someone with a bit of style. 233 00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:25,034 I think she looks lovely. 234 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:31,206 Yeah, well, fashion's never really been your thing, has it? 235 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,310 Uh... 236 00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:34,448 [heartfelt music playing] 237 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:37,241 Oh. [laughs] 238 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:40,068 Babe, it's all right. Come here. 239 00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,206 Listen. 240 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:46,551 You don't have to compete with the pretty girls. 241 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,896 Because they haven't got half of what you've got. 242 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:56,517 Inside. That's what matters. 243 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:59,862 - Like your mum. - [Rachel sighs deeply] 244 00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:03,172 Oh, here. 245 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:09,379 Clean yourself up. 246 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:13,000 - [Lula sobbing] - [Jack laughs] 247 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,137 [Jack sighing] 248 00:13:22,655 --> 00:13:25,310 Baby, baby, look at mummy. Look at mummy. 249 00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:29,517 You are beautiful, Lula. 250 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,448 So beautiful. 251 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:32,724 Okay? 252 00:13:32,827 --> 00:13:35,206 Listen, don't you ever let anyone, 253 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:39,827 anyone tell you any differently, okay? 254 00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,793 Good girl. 255 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,310 Lula, darling. 256 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:44,931 Can you give me and Mummy a minute? 257 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 [sighs] Thanks, darling. 258 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,068 Okay. 259 00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:53,241 [dramatic music playing] 260 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,758 Why are you turning her against me? 261 00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,482 Jack, I wasn't. I wouldn't. 262 00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,655 JACK: Oh, I mean, don't I do enough for this family? 263 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,655 Yes, of course you do. 264 00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:09,482 - [vase shattering] - Careful. 265 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,068 Then why is she treating me like a monster? 266 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:16,344 - She wasn't. - She was. It hurts me. 267 00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,241 - [Rachel breathing shakily] - Unless... 268 00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,448 [Rachel grunts] 269 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,241 Unless someone's been putting ideas in her head. 270 00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:25,344 No. 271 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,241 - Look at me. - [Rachel breathing shakily] 272 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,379 Rachel, look at me. 273 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,379 Sorry. 274 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 [Jack laughs] 275 00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:53,000 [Jack sighs] 276 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,000 - [Rachel panting] - [Jack sighing] 277 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,827 LULA: Wait, wait, wait. He's coming. 278 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:06,206 [Rachel breathing heavily] 279 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:12,862 It's fine. It's fine. 280 00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,379 Go to your room. Go to your room. 281 00:15:17,068 --> 00:15:19,000 [Rachel panting] 282 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,793 [tense music playing] 283 00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,000 I can keep a secret. 284 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:43,862 Even though Jack's always on at me for running my big mouth. 285 00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:49,103 I told you, I don't need to turn. 286 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:01,965 [sighs, mutters] 287 00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:03,793 - Rachel. - Oh, my God. 288 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,103 Emily, what are you doing here? 289 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,413 I just wanted to check you're all right. 290 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,551 - Yes, I'm fine. - Are you all right? 291 00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:10,793 Yes, just get in the car. 292 00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:12,344 Get in. 293 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,206 - Oh, my God. - [engine rumbling] 294 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,344 SERVER: All right, there you go. 295 00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,586 Thanks. 296 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,241 You want to talk about it? 297 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,862 - But if you just want to-- - No, there's... 298 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,068 [inhales] ...there's nothing to say. 299 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,724 It's just... 300 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,241 it's just a shitty old day. 301 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,551 [slurping] 302 00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:51,000 Yeah. Not bad. [sighs] 303 00:16:51,103 --> 00:16:53,034 I like it with the... 304 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,551 whipped cream and the little mini marshmallows. 305 00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:57,827 Sprinkles and stuff. 306 00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,793 Do you... 307 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,137 make it like that for the kids? 308 00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:03,275 Rachel... 309 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:04,586 I know you're still married. 310 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,206 How-- how do you-- 311 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,517 You don't have any war stories. 312 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,344 You're the unhappiest of us all. 313 00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:16,275 And that's saying something. [chuckles] 314 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:18,551 [softly] Right. 315 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,724 Do the others... 316 00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:24,344 Just me. 317 00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,206 [softly] Okay. 318 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,724 [sighs] 319 00:17:29,896 --> 00:17:32,413 [tearfully] Oh, God. 320 00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:35,034 You must think I'm a nutter. 321 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,310 No. Just... [scoffs] 322 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,448 ...what are you doing in a divorce therapy group? 323 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,931 Fake it till you make it. [chuckles bitterly] 324 00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,758 [somber music] 325 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,241 [sobbing] 326 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:51,172 Did he hurt you? 327 00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:55,862 [sobs] 328 00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:03,793 [sighs] 329 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:07,620 You won't get it. 330 00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,413 He, um... 331 00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:19,000 He watches me. 332 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,862 If I screw up, he makes me feel guilty. 333 00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:28,965 If I don't magically know 334 00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:31,689 what he means, he gets annoyed. 335 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:35,758 Oh, God, I sound ridiculous. 336 00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,344 But then he... 337 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,000 he says he loves me. 338 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,517 Gives me a hug. 339 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,241 Buys me sweet little presents. 340 00:18:47,344 --> 00:18:49,137 You know... 341 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:52,413 Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just... 342 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,344 Maybe I'm just shit at relationships. 343 00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,551 "Why are you so thick? 344 00:19:02,931 --> 00:19:04,137 "Why are you so sensitive? 345 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,551 "Do you have to make that noise? 346 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,620 "Can I cover your face?" 347 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:14,310 [sobbing] 348 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:20,689 You know... 349 00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:24,000 You know, sometimes... 350 00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:29,551 sometimes I wish he'd just hit me instead. 351 00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:30,862 Rachel... 352 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,551 He thinks I'm nothing. 353 00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:39,448 Because I am nothing. 354 00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,517 Rachel, you are not nothing. 355 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,655 No, don't. Don't. Please. 356 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,586 You are so lovely. 357 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:49,896 [sobs] 358 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,896 Please don't be nice to me because I swear 359 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,551 I'll never stop crying. 360 00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:00,000 I do get it. 361 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,172 Dan? 362 00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:08,827 My dad. 363 00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:16,275 I'm sorry. 364 00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:21,413 What are you gonna do? 365 00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:22,862 [sighs, sniffles] 366 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,620 Oh, I've... 367 00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:28,344 I've left him so many times. 368 00:20:29,758 --> 00:20:31,310 You know, I lie there by him. 369 00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,827 I tell his back how much I hate him. 370 00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:37,310 How tomorrow... 371 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,965 I'm leaving him and I'm never going back. 372 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:46,034 Then in the morning, I say, "Oh, come on, Rach. 373 00:20:46,137 --> 00:20:47,379 "Today will be different." 374 00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,137 Only now it is different. 375 00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:58,517 He's starting on my daughter. 376 00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,103 [voice breaking] My baby. 377 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,620 [Rachel sniffles] 378 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,172 No. 379 00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:12,172 No more. 380 00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:20,827 So you lied to us? 381 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,000 - Don't start. - But she did. 382 00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:24,379 To our faces. 383 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:27,034 I-- I just... 384 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,000 I just wanted a taste of what it would feel like. 385 00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:31,689 To... 386 00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,655 You know? To be free. 387 00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:35,413 That wasn't even what it was-- 388 00:21:35,517 --> 00:21:38,206 Tej. Not another word. From anyone. 389 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:41,344 Go on, Rach. 390 00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:47,965 [inhales] Well, you know... 391 00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:49,241 Jack, he um... 392 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,172 he acts like he's this big success but... 393 00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:56,965 my dad, he's had to bail him out of 394 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:59,482 every single business he's ever had. 395 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,862 He's got a new one launching this week. 396 00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:05,241 Some exercise drink with alcohol in it. 397 00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:06,379 - [Steve snorts] - Yeah. 398 00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:08,689 It's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. 399 00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:11,000 Yeah, he'll be on stage. Camera's on him. 400 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,965 Well, if you want someone to behave like a dick in public... 401 00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,482 - What's that? - TEJ: It's anxiolytic. 402 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,413 I was gonna suggest using it on Jim. 403 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:26,517 I got it from my cousin. He's a dentist. 404 00:22:28,689 --> 00:22:31,551 Well, no offense, mate, but... 405 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:34,310 if we're gonna do this... 406 00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:35,586 I think we're gonna need something 407 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,413 a little bit stronger than laughing gas. 408 00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:40,827 No, no, no, hear me out. It's, um-- they give it to patients 409 00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:42,137 who are phobic about the dentist 410 00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:43,620 because it neutralizes anxiety, 411 00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:45,965 but it's a total disinhibitor. 412 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:48,275 Half a bottle of this and people can't help doing 413 00:22:48,379 --> 00:22:50,241 or saying whatever it is they're feeling. 414 00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:52,551 My cousin and his friends, 415 00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:54,137 they give it to people at staff parties 416 00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:56,413 and apparently they make a right fool of themselves. 417 00:22:58,896 --> 00:23:00,620 Yeah, no. 418 00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,344 It's pretty immature, really. 419 00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:03,448 Spiking him... 420 00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:05,931 what if something goes wrong? 421 00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:07,965 - What if he's allergic? - I'll stab him. 422 00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:11,344 With an EpiPen. 423 00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:15,137 I always carry one about with me because Sue's allergic to wasps. 424 00:23:15,241 --> 00:23:16,965 - Oh. - STEVE: It's fine. 425 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:20,103 I can make sure every fitness mag attends the launch. 426 00:23:20,206 --> 00:23:22,448 [chuckles] We'll ruin him in a night. 427 00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:24,275 Hang on, uh... 428 00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:26,896 Aren't we supposed to be using this on my Jim? 429 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,379 Rita's right. It's her turn. 430 00:23:29,482 --> 00:23:32,034 And I'm sorry, Rach, but that was the protocol. 431 00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:34,034 Yeah, and we'll get to her. 432 00:23:34,137 --> 00:23:35,137 I promise. 433 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:37,241 But this needs doing and... 434 00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:39,896 there's a perfect opportunity happening now, right, Rachel? 435 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,241 Um, well... 436 00:23:42,344 --> 00:23:44,344 [Calum sighs] 437 00:23:44,448 --> 00:23:46,068 Go on, then. 438 00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,413 Might as well strike while the ex is hot. 439 00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:50,482 [chuckles] Game on. 440 00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:54,931 Right. [sighs] 441 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,034 BARTENDER: There you go, love. 442 00:23:56,137 --> 00:23:57,517 - There you go. - BARTENDER: Thank you. 443 00:23:58,827 --> 00:24:00,206 Can I have a word? 444 00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:02,413 Private. 445 00:24:03,896 --> 00:24:04,896 Oh, yeah. 446 00:24:06,068 --> 00:24:07,137 Okay. 447 00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:15,241 You do know if this backfires, he'll come at her swinging? 448 00:24:15,344 --> 00:24:16,586 Then, we'll make sure it doesn't. 449 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,103 It's not like you're doing it for her. 450 00:24:20,344 --> 00:24:21,896 Oh, yeah? Why am I doing it? 451 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,724 Because... 452 00:24:23,827 --> 00:24:24,862 I'll let you down. 453 00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:31,206 Might come as a surprise to you, but you haven't crossed my mind. 454 00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:33,896 [upbeat music playing] 455 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,206 I didn't say-- 456 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,310 No, no, don't! 457 00:24:36,413 --> 00:24:37,620 RACHEL: No, no, no! 458 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,793 - What? - That's got anxiolytic in it. 459 00:24:42,896 --> 00:24:44,551 What? Why? 460 00:24:44,655 --> 00:24:47,793 We wanted to know if it smelt or tasted any different. 461 00:24:47,896 --> 00:24:49,827 - Does it? - Well, obviously bloody not, 462 00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:51,275 then I wouldn't have drunk it! 463 00:24:51,379 --> 00:24:52,862 [atmospheric music] 464 00:24:52,965 --> 00:24:54,000 I don't believe this. 465 00:24:54,103 --> 00:24:56,448 - How long's it last? - Uh, I don't know. 466 00:24:56,551 --> 00:24:57,724 - I'll time it. - TEJ: Yeah. 467 00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:59,586 What do you mean you don't know? 468 00:24:59,689 --> 00:25:01,413 We only put in a bit to test it, so, uh... 469 00:25:01,517 --> 00:25:03,551 Oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening. 470 00:25:03,655 --> 00:25:05,551 - This is a nightmare. - Oh, I'd be raging. 471 00:25:05,655 --> 00:25:08,586 [sighs] How long's it take to work? 472 00:25:08,689 --> 00:25:11,344 It blocks higher cortical brain function and reduces inhibition. 473 00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:12,896 - How long? - I don't know! 474 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,586 - I don't know. - Don't know very much, do you? 475 00:25:15,689 --> 00:25:17,103 Okay, calm down. Calm down. 476 00:25:17,206 --> 00:25:18,896 Just wait it out. You'll be fine. 477 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,413 [bell tolls] 478 00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:22,517 [chuckling] 479 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:25,758 You're so angry with me. 480 00:25:25,862 --> 00:25:28,551 But really, you're angry with yourself. 481 00:25:28,655 --> 00:25:29,620 CALUM: I fucked up, all right? 482 00:25:29,724 --> 00:25:30,689 [laughs] 483 00:25:30,793 --> 00:25:31,931 CALUM: Can you just forgive me? 484 00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:33,000 Calum? She's not herself. 485 00:25:33,103 --> 00:25:34,586 Planning on jumping your bones tonight. 486 00:25:34,689 --> 00:25:37,068 That answers your question? [laughs] 487 00:25:37,172 --> 00:25:39,310 - Definitely works, huh? - Right, you. 488 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,482 - You leave her alone. - Why? 489 00:25:41,689 --> 00:25:43,034 You're safe with us. 490 00:25:43,137 --> 00:25:45,551 [sighs] I love you, Rachel. 491 00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:47,620 Oh, I love you too, babe. 492 00:25:47,724 --> 00:25:49,172 - EMILY: Do you? - Yes. 493 00:25:49,275 --> 00:25:51,793 EMILY: That's so nice. [chuckles] 494 00:25:51,896 --> 00:25:53,241 I loved Dan... 495 00:25:56,068 --> 00:25:58,068 but he's marrying Charlotte, so... 496 00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,517 What? 497 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,379 Why didn't you say? 498 00:26:01,482 --> 00:26:03,206 So now, she's got everything. 499 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,793 She'll be Mrs. Marshall. 500 00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:09,758 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 501 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,172 She even stole my name. 502 00:26:13,896 --> 00:26:15,241 I feel like... 503 00:26:17,413 --> 00:26:18,862 I feel like 504 00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:22,310 a victim of identity fraud. 505 00:26:27,103 --> 00:26:28,068 I've lost... 506 00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:30,965 everything. 507 00:26:34,241 --> 00:26:36,000 Everything that makes me me. 508 00:26:37,448 --> 00:26:38,448 Emily, I'm... 509 00:26:40,896 --> 00:26:42,448 I'm so sorry. 510 00:26:42,551 --> 00:26:45,482 [sighs] 511 00:26:46,655 --> 00:26:48,517 - [glass shattering] - [crowd cheering] 512 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:49,896 [upbeat music] 513 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,172 I need to go. 514 00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:55,413 - [music stops] - [groans] 515 00:26:56,931 --> 00:26:59,310 [somber music] 516 00:27:04,655 --> 00:27:06,896 Emily. Emily, wait. Wait. 517 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,103 Taking advantage of me like that was really low. 518 00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:11,068 How else am I ever going to know what you're thinking? 519 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:15,172 Was I not clear when I said I didn't want to sleep with you? 520 00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:18,172 Except that's exactly what you were planning on doing. 521 00:27:18,275 --> 00:27:20,137 Yeah, well, what I plan to do with you 522 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,827 before I let you know is none of your business. 523 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,344 I miss you. 524 00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:29,931 I'm nobody's second best, Calum. 525 00:27:38,103 --> 00:27:40,551 [indistinct chatter over radio] 526 00:27:40,655 --> 00:27:42,724 SUE: Sweetheart, I know. 527 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,517 MAN: You said he was going to move out months ago. 528 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,724 SUE: He told me he was. 529 00:27:45,827 --> 00:27:47,103 MAN: He's there when I come home. 530 00:27:47,206 --> 00:27:48,965 - He's there when I go to work. - SUE: I understand. 531 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,724 I want him gone as much as you do. 532 00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:52,551 I'll go speak to him, okay? 533 00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:54,448 - MAN: Now? - SUE: Yeah, now. 534 00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,000 Will that make you happy? 535 00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:04,275 [tense music] 536 00:28:20,068 --> 00:28:21,344 [knocking on door] 537 00:28:21,448 --> 00:28:22,448 Come in. 538 00:28:27,413 --> 00:28:28,517 Hiya, love. 539 00:28:32,172 --> 00:28:35,413 - Um, there's something-- - No, I'm glad you popped by. 540 00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:39,034 Because I've been meaning to tell you. 541 00:28:39,137 --> 00:28:41,413 I went to see a flat yesterday. 542 00:28:41,517 --> 00:28:44,206 And, um, you know, there's quite a lot of applicants, 543 00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:47,379 but I'm hoping they're going to choose me. 544 00:28:50,724 --> 00:28:52,344 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. 545 00:28:53,448 --> 00:28:54,620 I am pleased. 546 00:29:04,068 --> 00:29:07,862 Okay, well, um, have a good evening. 547 00:29:07,965 --> 00:29:09,103 - All right. - [woman chuckles awkwardly] 548 00:29:09,965 --> 00:29:11,137 Good night, love. 549 00:29:34,275 --> 00:29:35,241 [static crackles] 550 00:29:43,896 --> 00:29:46,724 SUE: Good news. He's found a flat. 551 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,241 He's gonna be out of our hair soon enough. 552 00:29:48,344 --> 00:29:50,068 Oh, thank God. 553 00:29:50,172 --> 00:29:51,827 - MAN: That makes me so happy. - SUE: Thank God. 554 00:29:51,931 --> 00:29:53,275 I mean, he's harmless. 555 00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:56,275 Ah, shall we crack open the boozy? 556 00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:57,862 [indistinct chatter] 557 00:29:57,965 --> 00:29:59,068 SUE: What are you doing? 558 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:03,172 Yes, yes, yes, yes! [moaning] 559 00:30:03,275 --> 00:30:05,000 [distorted laughter] 560 00:30:06,034 --> 00:30:08,413 Oh, I love it. Thank you, my love. 561 00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:11,000 All right, fella. Stick that right there, all right? 562 00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:12,482 Let's get the Broska sticking out, all right? 563 00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:14,793 Mind your back, all right? Bend your knees, mate. 564 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,862 Oh, you look gorgeous. [smooches] 565 00:30:16,965 --> 00:30:17,965 Love it. 566 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:19,379 You need a bit of help, darling? 567 00:30:19,482 --> 00:30:21,655 Yeah, it's all right. Ginger spice, I got it. 568 00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:25,000 Here we are. Let's get you strapped in for the night, hey? 569 00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:28,034 Now, this is how you tighten the straps. 570 00:30:28,137 --> 00:30:30,344 - What the fuck are you doing? - Ooh. 571 00:30:30,448 --> 00:30:32,517 Sorry, babe. Sorry. 572 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,241 You're a feisty one, aren't you? 573 00:30:34,344 --> 00:30:35,344 Right, let's get the music on. 574 00:30:35,448 --> 00:30:37,379 Come on, we've got some dancers ready to dance. 575 00:30:37,482 --> 00:30:39,000 Boys, light, money shot. 576 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,758 [upbeat music] 577 00:30:45,517 --> 00:30:49,310 Yeah! [indistinct] 578 00:30:50,827 --> 00:30:52,482 No, not tonight. I'm working. 579 00:30:52,586 --> 00:30:54,827 Nice to see your face. Come on, ah. 580 00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:56,413 Man's Health, Runners World, 581 00:30:56,517 --> 00:30:58,034 Health Club Management and Workout. 582 00:30:58,137 --> 00:30:59,517 - Can you believe it? - Wow. 583 00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:02,275 Four out of top five fitness meetings in the entire country. 584 00:31:02,379 --> 00:31:03,551 Babe. 585 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,206 You know, this time tomorrow morning, 586 00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:08,413 the whole world is going to be talking about Jack Jackson. 587 00:31:08,517 --> 00:31:10,172 - Sick, sick. - Hey! 588 00:31:10,275 --> 00:31:12,137 All right, bruv. What you doin' mate? 589 00:31:12,241 --> 00:31:14,551 [indistinct chatter] 590 00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:18,310 ♪ 591 00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:26,206 STEVE OVER RADIO: Em, Tej, target approaching. 592 00:31:26,310 --> 00:31:27,586 Good luck, Em. 593 00:31:27,689 --> 00:31:30,275 [Jack shouting indistinctly] 594 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,896 You're right. We're shaking up the protein industry. 595 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,793 STEVE OVER RADIO: All right, Rita, stand by. 596 00:31:34,896 --> 00:31:36,310 - Hey, you. - Hey, how you doing? 597 00:31:36,413 --> 00:31:38,689 - Broska for the Broska team? - I can't, I'm working. 598 00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:40,965 STEVE OVER RADIO: Rita, intervene. 599 00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:42,965 - I can't, I can't. - Please could I have a selfie? 600 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,482 - For my social media. - Yeah, of course. 601 00:31:44,586 --> 00:31:46,965 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take it. Broska. [Jack laughing] 602 00:31:47,068 --> 00:31:48,517 How about a little chug for the photo? 603 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,482 I can't. I'm not drinking. 604 00:31:51,586 --> 00:31:52,827 STEVE OVER RADIO: Calum, bring it home. 605 00:31:52,931 --> 00:31:54,448 - Don't fuck it up. - Oh, look. Who's this? 606 00:31:54,551 --> 00:31:55,827 That is an absolute belt of a snap. 607 00:31:55,931 --> 00:31:57,172 Man's Health. You don't mind, do you? 608 00:31:57,275 --> 00:31:58,379 Of course, yeah, of course. 609 00:31:58,482 --> 00:31:59,758 - All right, you ready? - Yeah, please. 610 00:31:59,862 --> 00:32:02,103 Can I see the drink in your hand and point the Broska to me? 611 00:32:02,206 --> 00:32:04,103 Yeah, of course, we've got to get the Broska in, mate. 612 00:32:04,206 --> 00:32:05,655 - I like your thinking. - Good. 613 00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:08,379 - Let me see you down it. - I can't, I'm not drinking. 614 00:32:08,482 --> 00:32:11,586 Ah, stop it. I can't. No, not tonight. 615 00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:14,689 - Come on, just one time. - Ah, stop it. Fucking hell. 616 00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:16,137 Go on, come on, Mr. Smoothie. 617 00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:18,758 - Chug it, chug it, chug it. - All right, all right. 618 00:32:18,862 --> 00:32:20,931 [crowd cheering] 619 00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:22,172 [camera shutter clicks] 620 00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:27,000 [cheering] 621 00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:29,931 - Great outfit, mate. Thank you. - Cheers, mate. 622 00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:31,551 Lovely to see you. Nice one. 623 00:32:31,655 --> 00:32:33,517 STEVE OVER RADIO: Well played, boys and girls. Well played. 624 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,517 [Jack shouting indistinctly] 625 00:32:36,551 --> 00:32:38,275 STEVE OVER RADIO: All right, gang, now we wait. 626 00:32:38,379 --> 00:32:43,241 ♪ 627 00:32:43,344 --> 00:32:46,034 [music distorts] 628 00:32:46,137 --> 00:32:47,862 [exhales sharply] Fuck. 629 00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:50,137 I'm at the launch of a new energy drink with a twist. 630 00:32:50,241 --> 00:32:52,172 Here's its creator, Jack Jackson. 631 00:32:52,275 --> 00:32:55,344 Mr. Smoothie himself. Jack Jackson, everybody. 632 00:32:55,448 --> 00:32:57,689 [cheering] 633 00:32:57,793 --> 00:33:00,724 So, tell us, what makes Broska so special? 634 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,413 Well, basically, we've packed it 635 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:05,862 full of industrial-grade alcohol. 636 00:33:05,965 --> 00:33:08,241 - [faint murmuring] - [scattered laughter] 637 00:33:08,344 --> 00:33:10,137 [laughing] 638 00:33:10,241 --> 00:33:11,655 What am I saying? 639 00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:14,275 Looks like you've been out of your own supply. 640 00:33:14,379 --> 00:33:16,310 I'm fine, I'm fine, I've only had the one. 641 00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:18,482 What's come over me? 642 00:33:18,586 --> 00:33:20,586 [distorted noises] 643 00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:23,931 How you doing, darling? You all right? 644 00:33:24,034 --> 00:33:26,344 - Yeah, I'm good. - Look at you in them shorts. 645 00:33:26,448 --> 00:33:27,827 She doesn't need much of the imagination, boys, 646 00:33:27,931 --> 00:33:29,034 - does she? - Oh! 647 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:30,413 Oy. 648 00:33:30,517 --> 00:33:31,862 Isn't she gorgeous? 649 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,413 [Jack panting] It's all right. 650 00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:39,034 Jack, why did you develop Broska? 651 00:33:39,137 --> 00:33:41,517 Um, well, that's an easy one. 652 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,172 I wanted to make some money, didn't I? 653 00:33:43,275 --> 00:33:45,172 RACHEL: Jack, Jack, come on, babe. 654 00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:46,793 Jack, don't chuck this up, babe. 655 00:33:46,896 --> 00:33:49,275 Shit. Get off me! 656 00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:51,758 Just leave me alone, you annoying bitch! 657 00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:54,275 Every time I try to do anything, you're just bloody there! 658 00:33:54,379 --> 00:33:55,965 - [crowd murmuring] - [Jack panting] 659 00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:57,241 Jack. 660 00:34:01,931 --> 00:34:03,517 [exhales sharply] Shit. 661 00:34:04,655 --> 00:34:05,793 [clears his throat] 662 00:34:09,275 --> 00:34:10,586 Iron Crusher's blog. 663 00:34:11,689 --> 00:34:13,827 Do you think it's socially responsible 664 00:34:13,931 --> 00:34:15,827 to put alcohol in an exercise drink? 665 00:34:15,931 --> 00:34:19,068 Oh, who bloody cares, mate? Who cares? 666 00:34:19,172 --> 00:34:21,689 I mean, you can't do anything anymore, can you? 667 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,379 They're putting protein in chocolate bars, 668 00:34:23,482 --> 00:34:25,137 saying they've built muscles. 669 00:34:25,241 --> 00:34:27,275 They're still full of sugar! 670 00:34:27,379 --> 00:34:28,655 You've got to stop treating people 671 00:34:28,758 --> 00:34:30,172 like they're fucking idiots! 672 00:34:30,275 --> 00:34:31,965 [crowd exclaims] 673 00:34:32,068 --> 00:34:33,931 - Yeah, but isn't it also... - Look, mate, mate, 674 00:34:34,034 --> 00:34:36,931 Broska is a cheeky little lift 675 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,310 when you don't want your missus to know 676 00:34:38,413 --> 00:34:39,931 you're having a fucking drink, you know what I mean? 677 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,655 [laughter] 678 00:34:41,758 --> 00:34:43,758 Here you go, bro, have a Broska! 679 00:34:43,862 --> 00:34:45,655 MAN: Nice, that's what I need! 680 00:34:45,758 --> 00:34:47,896 You like that, mate? I do too, mate! 681 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,689 That's a nice idea, right? 682 00:34:49,793 --> 00:34:51,172 What are you going to do when your mate 683 00:34:51,275 --> 00:34:52,482 wants a cheeky little lift, eh? 684 00:34:52,586 --> 00:34:55,137 Here you go, bro! Have a Broska! 685 00:34:55,241 --> 00:34:57,827 JACK: What about you lot? Here you go, bro! 686 00:34:57,931 --> 00:34:59,586 CROWD: Have a Broska! 687 00:34:59,689 --> 00:35:02,620 JACK: Yeah. Put the music back on, come on! 688 00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:05,827 Here you go, bro! Have a Broska. 689 00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:07,793 Here you go, bro! 690 00:35:07,896 --> 00:35:09,068 CROWD: Have a Broska! 691 00:35:09,172 --> 00:35:10,758 [all cheering] 692 00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:13,517 [crowd chanting] Have a Broska! 693 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:17,172 Here you go, bro! Have a Broska! 694 00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:20,172 Here you go, bro! Have a Broska! 695 00:35:26,103 --> 00:35:29,551 He's had three offers for international distribution. 696 00:35:29,655 --> 00:35:31,758 I mean, Men's Health made a swift exit, 697 00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:35,758 but Loaded and FHM want to bloody interview him. 698 00:35:35,862 --> 00:35:38,344 We've made him a success for fuck's sake. 699 00:35:38,448 --> 00:35:40,241 And now, everyone's coming back to ours. 700 00:35:42,034 --> 00:35:43,068 [Rachel scoffs] 701 00:35:45,448 --> 00:35:46,827 Oh, God. 702 00:35:51,724 --> 00:35:53,482 [people cheering, chattering] 703 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:56,413 Hi guys, I'm at the Broska afterparty. 704 00:35:56,517 --> 00:35:59,448 [people cheering] 705 00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:02,586 Let's fucking have it! [laughing] 706 00:36:02,689 --> 00:36:05,172 [loud cheering] 707 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,172 JACK: Who wants champagne? 708 00:36:09,275 --> 00:36:11,344 We're not done yet, but soon, I promise. 709 00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:15,034 Babe, babe, we're all out. Sort us out, yeah? 710 00:36:15,137 --> 00:36:19,482 Ah, Joshy! [laughs] Joshy! 711 00:36:19,586 --> 00:36:21,517 How you doing, love? You all right? 712 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:24,689 Oi, oi, give me four Broskas. 713 00:36:24,793 --> 00:36:26,241 Someone's been drinking. 714 00:36:26,344 --> 00:36:28,103 [indistinct shouting] 715 00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:32,862 Grab him. Get him, get him. 716 00:36:32,965 --> 00:36:34,620 One more, one more, mate, come on! 717 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:39,482 [Rachel sighs] 718 00:36:40,862 --> 00:36:41,896 [exhales sharply] 719 00:36:46,931 --> 00:36:48,862 [sighs and sniffles] 720 00:36:53,655 --> 00:36:54,758 [sniffles] 721 00:37:01,379 --> 00:37:04,793 [sighing] 722 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,413 [screaming] 723 00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:13,448 [sobbing] 724 00:37:19,931 --> 00:37:21,655 How much did you give him? He's off his face. 725 00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:22,827 I don't think it's the anxiolytic. 726 00:37:22,931 --> 00:37:23,965 He's been drinking like a fish. 727 00:37:24,068 --> 00:37:26,793 I need water. Mate, water. 728 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:30,931 Hey, don't push her! 729 00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,793 - Oh, my God. - Oh, fuck. 730 00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:40,137 [Jack gags and panting] 731 00:37:40,241 --> 00:37:41,448 Oh, shit. 732 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:44,000 Put your phones away! 733 00:37:45,068 --> 00:37:46,758 - [Jack panting] - [people laughing] 734 00:37:49,896 --> 00:37:52,241 - Oh, my God. - I'm gonna need a bigger towel. 735 00:37:52,344 --> 00:37:53,655 It stinks. 736 00:37:54,931 --> 00:37:57,103 Rachel? Where the fuck are you? 737 00:37:57,206 --> 00:37:59,448 [panting] 738 00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:02,551 Oh, fuck. 739 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,965 Are we seriously letting him get away scott-free? 740 00:38:05,068 --> 00:38:06,896 What were we supposed to do? The plan didn't work. 741 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 No, but we can't just wave the white flag 742 00:38:09,103 --> 00:38:12,034 and close down a club just because one mission failed. 743 00:38:12,137 --> 00:38:14,103 - Did our best, Steve. - STEVE: No. 744 00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:15,827 We all did our best for you. 745 00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:18,310 - Steve, let it go. - Just like we did for you. 746 00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:20,103 I haven't had my turn yet. 747 00:38:23,275 --> 00:38:25,034 I'm stuck in a caravan. 748 00:38:26,689 --> 00:38:28,068 With nothing and nobody. 749 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,620 I want my revenge. 750 00:38:32,724 --> 00:38:34,689 That prick's muscled in on my wife. 751 00:38:34,793 --> 00:38:36,103 I want him out of her life. 752 00:38:36,206 --> 00:38:38,655 And I'm gonna need all of you for that. 753 00:38:43,206 --> 00:38:45,482 It took all of us to spike Rachel's fella. 754 00:38:45,586 --> 00:38:46,793 Oh, I fucking knew it. 755 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,827 Fuckin' fuck. 756 00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:52,862 I knew it. It's making sense now. 757 00:38:52,965 --> 00:38:54,862 One of you lot put something in my drink. 758 00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:58,896 Of course. 759 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,103 The feisty bitch who poured it for me. 760 00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:03,413 Oh, don't talk to her like that. 761 00:39:03,517 --> 00:39:07,793 Oh, look who it is. Men's Health. Photographer. 762 00:39:07,896 --> 00:39:10,448 Security. The fan. 763 00:39:10,551 --> 00:39:12,068 Did you get your little selfie, did ya? 764 00:39:12,172 --> 00:39:14,137 Eh? And you, mate? 765 00:39:15,448 --> 00:39:17,344 I don't know who the fuck you are, mate. 766 00:39:17,448 --> 00:39:19,620 [Jack panting] 767 00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:20,931 Was this your little scheme, was it? 768 00:39:21,034 --> 00:39:23,551 Oy, was it? You put my missus up in this. 769 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:24,793 You could've killed me, you fucking psycho. 770 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,000 - All right, back off, mate. - [Emily screams] 771 00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:31,034 - Fuck it. - [Steve screaming] 772 00:39:33,931 --> 00:39:35,275 [Calum groans] Fuck. 773 00:39:39,137 --> 00:39:41,000 That's enough! 774 00:39:41,103 --> 00:39:42,172 Fuck. 775 00:39:42,275 --> 00:39:45,344 I want a word with my husband. Now. 776 00:39:48,034 --> 00:39:49,724 - Prick. - [Jack grunts] 777 00:39:51,724 --> 00:39:53,965 [distant chatter and laughter] 778 00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,862 [sighs] 779 00:40:04,965 --> 00:40:06,034 I want a divorce. 780 00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:08,275 [laughing] 781 00:40:10,413 --> 00:40:11,724 I mean it, Jack. I'm done. 782 00:40:13,896 --> 00:40:16,000 Don't worry, I'll speak to Dad. You'll get a payout. 783 00:40:17,724 --> 00:40:19,068 I mean, let's face it. 784 00:40:21,517 --> 00:40:23,931 You're not really in a position to ask for anything, are ya? 785 00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:28,448 I report what you've done to the police, 786 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,931 you go to fucking prison, darling. 787 00:40:33,206 --> 00:40:34,379 You lose everything. 788 00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:36,793 Your house. 789 00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:39,965 - Kids. - You won't get the kids, Jack. 790 00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:41,724 I'm their mother. 791 00:40:41,827 --> 00:40:43,724 The house isn't mine to give, you know that. 792 00:40:43,827 --> 00:40:45,344 Well, you're gonna have to give me everything I want. 793 00:40:47,137 --> 00:40:48,793 I'm coming for it all, sweetheart. 794 00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:53,137 I've certainly earned it. 795 00:40:56,793 --> 00:41:00,655 You can undermine me. Intimidate me. 796 00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:02,448 Bully me. Threaten me. 797 00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:04,241 You can do whatever you want to me. 798 00:41:06,034 --> 00:41:07,482 But you will never... 799 00:41:08,965 --> 00:41:10,551 ever... 800 00:41:10,655 --> 00:41:13,172 tell our lovely... 801 00:41:13,275 --> 00:41:16,000 Innocent, sweet... 802 00:41:17,137 --> 00:41:19,655 perfect daughter... 803 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:24,241 that she's not beautiful. 804 00:41:24,344 --> 00:41:25,896 Ever again. 805 00:41:27,206 --> 00:41:30,448 Now, do you understand me? 806 00:41:31,793 --> 00:41:33,000 [chuckles] 807 00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:37,896 How you gonna stop me from inside, eh? 808 00:41:42,724 --> 00:41:44,413 I'll kill him. 809 00:41:48,241 --> 00:41:49,689 [door slams] 810 00:41:49,793 --> 00:41:53,413 [sighing deeply] 811 00:41:58,896 --> 00:42:01,448 - I'm gonna fucking kill him. - Well, there's a queue. 812 00:42:01,551 --> 00:42:03,655 I mean, that's ADH at the very least, mate. 813 00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:04,931 You should call the police. 814 00:42:05,034 --> 00:42:07,034 They'll want a blood test. That's a terrible idea. 815 00:42:08,724 --> 00:42:09,965 What happened? Are you okay? 816 00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:14,034 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Steve, it's fine, honestly. 817 00:42:15,413 --> 00:42:17,241 I've told him I want a divorce. 818 00:42:18,379 --> 00:42:21,103 He said he's gonna fight me all the way. 819 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,724 He's gonna call the police. 820 00:42:22,827 --> 00:42:24,689 I'm gonna go to prison. He's gonna get everything. 821 00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:25,862 But he's not. 822 00:42:26,931 --> 00:42:30,379 He's not. I'm gonna fight him all the way. 823 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:32,206 I'm gonna get rid of him forever. 824 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,379 Do you know what I say? I say, "Bring it on." 825 00:42:36,482 --> 00:42:39,172 It's scary, but I'm ready. 826 00:42:41,551 --> 00:42:43,000 Phew. 827 00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:46,862 Guys, this is good. 828 00:42:47,862 --> 00:42:49,758 It's good. Steve, it's good. 829 00:43:04,689 --> 00:43:06,000 Right, are we going? 830 00:43:06,103 --> 00:43:07,724 Yeah, Uber's two minutes away. 831 00:43:07,827 --> 00:43:09,344 - Where are the others? - I haven't seen them. 832 00:43:10,448 --> 00:43:13,758 - Ta-da. - Oh. I love that. 833 00:43:13,862 --> 00:43:16,344 - I hate that. - Where'd you get it? 834 00:43:16,448 --> 00:43:18,413 Well, he threw up on my shirt, so I nicked one of his. 835 00:43:18,517 --> 00:43:19,758 Suits you. 836 00:43:19,862 --> 00:43:21,482 TEJ: I couldn't find Rachel to say goodbye. 837 00:43:21,586 --> 00:43:22,655 Where are the others? 838 00:43:22,758 --> 00:43:24,551 Shitting in Jack's bed, I hope. 839 00:43:24,655 --> 00:43:26,413 - [car honking] - RITA: Oh, nice. At last. 840 00:43:26,517 --> 00:43:27,862 Give him a shout, Steve. 841 00:43:28,758 --> 00:43:30,172 - TEJ: See you, Steve. - RITA: Bye, Tej. 842 00:43:42,724 --> 00:43:44,448 What are you doing here? 843 00:43:44,551 --> 00:43:45,896 Prep for next week. 844 00:43:48,758 --> 00:43:50,551 You know, I shouldn't have to come home to find you here, 845 00:43:50,655 --> 00:43:51,758 especially when I'm not... 846 00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:56,000 when I'm not prepared for it. 847 00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,310 I do work here. 848 00:43:59,379 --> 00:44:01,241 You say that like I'm in the wrong. 849 00:44:02,551 --> 00:44:03,931 But it's not right for you to divorce me 850 00:44:04,034 --> 00:44:05,034 and stay married to my family. 851 00:44:05,689 --> 00:44:06,724 What's gotten into you? 852 00:44:06,827 --> 00:44:08,448 I'm tired of being gaslit by you. 853 00:44:09,758 --> 00:44:13,172 Pretending that this is normal when, when it's not. 854 00:44:17,758 --> 00:44:18,862 I want you gone. 855 00:44:18,965 --> 00:44:21,068 [tense music playing] 856 00:44:21,172 --> 00:44:22,137 [sighs] 857 00:44:36,793 --> 00:44:37,931 What you did back there? 858 00:44:38,034 --> 00:44:39,620 You mean when I spilled my actual blood for you? 859 00:44:39,724 --> 00:44:40,827 Yeah, that. 860 00:44:40,931 --> 00:44:42,241 I just want you to know that 861 00:44:42,344 --> 00:44:44,000 - that was really stupid. - [Calum chuckles] 862 00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:45,413 As long as you appreciate it. 863 00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:47,551 [soft piano music] 864 00:45:02,379 --> 00:45:03,482 [sighs] 865 00:45:14,413 --> 00:45:17,034 [ominous music playing] 866 00:45:21,551 --> 00:45:24,896 Mrs. Jackson, to your knowledge, 867 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,931 were there any drugs being taken at the party? 868 00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:28,344 Not to my knowledge. 869 00:45:28,448 --> 00:45:30,413 - Any violence? - Not to my knowledge. 870 00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:34,275 How would you describe your marriage? 871 00:45:34,379 --> 00:45:38,827 ♪ 872 00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:41,827 Happy. 873 00:45:41,931 --> 00:45:46,068 ♪ 874 00:46:02,034 --> 00:46:03,137 [sighs] 875 00:46:05,413 --> 00:46:07,413 In your statement, you said when you found Jack, 876 00:46:07,517 --> 00:46:09,827 you jumped straight into the pool to try and save him. 877 00:46:11,103 --> 00:46:12,103 Is that correct? 878 00:46:14,344 --> 00:46:15,344 Yes. 879 00:46:15,448 --> 00:46:19,000 ♪